1. tendads:

tendads:

that michael j. fox sure is a goofball!

one of my greater achievements on this website

    tendads:

    tendads:

    that michael j. fox sure is a goofball!

    one of my greater achievements on this website

  2. phantomtimehypothesis:

What degree is this?

    phantomtimehypothesis:

    What degree is this?

    (Source: greyveins)

  3. I’m beyond annoyed that my body decided my mid-twenties would be the time for my face to become one giant, inflamed, clogged pore. Like, why now. I’M A PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS WOMYN WITH THE ACNE OF A TWEEN.

  4. verylittlebird:

    kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

  5. cashcats:

smashed up the grey one
bought me a red

    cashcats:

    smashed up the grey one

    bought me a red

  6. dumb-science-jokes:

    Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

    True

  7. mstronbonne:

    holy shit

    (Source: unironicallynerdy)

  8. Traveling for work, staying in downtown Memphis. Found a place on yelp that looked like it had good food and was a very short walk from my hotel (I’m not tryna get stabbed or mugged tonight). Walked in to see one of my coworkers who I don’t know well at all…couldn’t find a table or seat at the bar, stood there for a second panicking, then walked out. ~*social anxiety is so cool*~

  9. radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING


This dog is seriously putting on the ritz.

    radicalfarts:

    eraserheadsbaby:

    the ol’ razzle dazzle

    IM SCREAMING

    This dog is seriously putting on the ritz.

    (Source: hohokev)

  10. (Source: zerosara)