brainbowunicorn: sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
I just met a guy named Tony Manicure.
responsibleparty: One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
zackisontumblr: you (◕‿◕✿) are (◕‿◕✿) stressing (◕‿◕✿) me (◕‿◕✿) out (◕‿◕✿) go away (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
IF ANY OF YOU *REALLY* LOVED ME
YOU WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME YOUR HBO GO LOGIN BY NOW
How to get a "bikini body":
1. Put on a bikini 2. Congratulations, your body is now inside of a bikini. All done.
listening to Jesse McCartney and Ellie Goulding as I tend to my bacne. I am an unpopular tween.
Reasons I love showers:
1. Warmth 2. My shampoo-conditioner-body wash trifecta is spot-on right now 3. The rare opportunity to pee on yourself and possibly a loved one
tonight i am making the choice to thank god for the healthy and capable body he has blessed me with instead of hating on its various components. thanks, god. it works great.