2. Why would you throw a toaster at a player?

  3. kittens have their first sips of water [x]

    (Source: justjasper)

  4. I just met a guy named Tony Manicure.

  5. (Source: butterpopsicle)

  6. annagrossout: The Boring Store is trying to nab a $5,000 grant to build new in-store interactive features, including (but not limited to) a supercomputer, pneumatic tubes, and a giant periscope! It’s also important to note that our proceeds help fund 826CHI, a free creative writing and tutoring center for grade school students. TRANSLATION: Your votes actively support youth literacy!  P L E A S E - it’s quick and painless (I swear) http://bit.ly/ZL6GFy

    annagrossout:

    The Boring Store is trying to nab a $5,000 grant to build new in-store interactive features, including (but not limited to) a supercomputer, pneumatic tubes, and a giant periscope!

    It’s also important to note that our proceeds help fund 826CHI, a free creative writing and tutoring center for grade school students. TRANSLATION: Your votes actively support youth literacy! 

    P L E A S E - it’s quick and painless (I swear) 
    http://bit.ly/ZL6GFy

  7. responsibleparty:

    One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.

  8. thebluthcompany: Who? [submitted by postconsumerperson]

    thebluthcompany:

    Who?

    [submitted by postconsumerperson]

  9. (Source: setfiretotherain-)

  10. (Source: actuallygrimes)