1. so i have the flu and essentially want to die, but i at least wanted it to LOOK like i had fun tonight.

    so i have the flu and essentially want to die, but i at least wanted it to LOOK like i had fun tonight.

  2. has anyone ever looked THIS GOOD crossing a finish line?! i would posit that no, they have not.

    i would also like to point out that, when i ran the one mile “fun run” in 5th grade, i walked across the finish line. HOW YA LIKE ME NOW, FIFTH GRADE SELF?

  3. my dress and hair and cap and gown are ready…sooooo basically i can just graduate now right?

    my dress and hair and cap and gown are ready…sooooo basically i can just graduate now right?

  4. Here’s your biweekly reminder that I own nearly 4 fashionable outfits and am moderately cute.

    Here’s your biweekly reminder that I own nearly 4 fashionable outfits and am moderately cute.

  5. Why I wasn’t brought into this world as a petite Asian woman is beyond me.

    Why I wasn’t brought into this world as a petite Asian woman is beyond me.

  6. a brief history of hair colors/styles i’ve possessed in the past two years or so. and five (!) different places i’ve lived.

  7. i bought a pair of high-waisted pants and dyed my hair dark. feeling pretty good about both decisions.